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get out guys ive found modern!au allen leech’s job

mimaveil:

This is NOT an entry-level Bachelor Party Journalist position.

Responsibilities

  • Pen remarkably comprehensive and knowledgeable bachelor party coverage
  • Have lived in the city that the bachelor party guide is targeted at for long enough to have made impressively terrible decisions there
  • Maybe getting arrested (optional)
  • Wearing tuxedo t-shirts in a casual and offhanded fashion

Required Skills/Experience

  • Attended a minimum of five bachelor parties and rocked them all indubitably hard
  • Best Man experience preferred
  • Comfortable with taking direction/shots
  • Ability to find transportation that lets you drink heavily while on it
  • Stripper whispering skills preferred
  • Does not require sleep for extended periods of time
  • Microsoft Office

Cities

  • Montreal
  • Jersey Shore
  • Las Vegas
  • Chicago
  • Austin
  • Charleston
  • Cancun
  • Tijuana
  • Atlantic City
  • Lake Tahoe
  • Amsterdam
  • Berlin

Filed under mimaveil my heroine not an entry level position downton abbey

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also i’ve been arguing with straight dudes all day who see nothing wrong with the fact that important lgbt historical figures are nearly always played by straight actors

yes this is about benesnoot playing alan turing i find the casting really really gross

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if this rumor about benedict cumbersome being cast as doctor strange is true then i will probably run naked into the wilderness and never return fyi