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also i’ve been arguing with straight dudes all day who see nothing wrong with the fact that important lgbt historical figures are nearly always played by straight actors

yes this is about benesnoot playing alan turing i find the casting really really gross

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if this rumor about benedict cumbersome being cast as doctor strange is true then i will probably run naked into the wilderness and never return fyi

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so i finally joined this decade and got an iphone

the learning curve has been… interesting

as in i’ve been staring at the phone in its box ever since i received it and not actually turning it on

Filed under kate: 0 iphone: 1

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dajo42:

dajo42:

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

(via queermandymilkovich)

Filed under pottershit IS THAT FUCKING RIGHT\ hasn't remus lupin suffered enough jk rowling i hope you get razzed for this for the next million years

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grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

(Source: boiledjeans, via endquestionmark)

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mimaveil:

kindsokind:
thomas getting snapchat dick pics
this is the part in which i quote all of the lyrics to willam belli’s “hole pic”
Goddamn it. These damn dirty dick pigs. No one will send me their face pic. Like, I’m not fucking the headless horseman. Hello?! I see you girl. That muscle queen don’t wear a shirt from Groundhog’s Day to Thanksgiving no matter how cold it is.
 Bareback is ratchet. I mean, especially if he’s not cute. Don’t try to fuck me with the lube sample pack either. Bring some Gun Oil. He said he was straight-acting. And I said, “Totally. Me too. I topped in 1910.”

mimaveil:

kindsokind:

thomas getting snapchat dick pics

this is the part in which i quote all of the lyrics to willam belli’s “hole pic”

Goddamn it. These damn dirty dick pigs. No one will send me their face pic. Like, I’m not fucking the headless horseman. Hello?! I see you girl. That muscle queen don’t wear a shirt from Groundhog’s Day to Thanksgiving no matter how cold it is.

Bareback is ratchet. I mean, especially if he’s not cute. Don’t try to fuck me with the lube sample pack either. Bring some Gun Oil. He said he was straight-acting. And I said, “Totally. Me too. I topped in 1910.”

(Source: drunkenvicarofdownton)

Filed under thomas barrow is a motherfucking dick pig mimaveil